vendredi 8 février 2008

Bébés tireurs d'élite

Hier soir, j'ai vu un reportage d'Expédié Original sur des américains, des new-yorkais plus exactement, un peu barges... Ou même tout à fait barges.
En fait, ils sont tellement pris par le jeu de la méritocratie ambiante (pourtant le nain n'est pas leur président....) qu'ils préparent leurs rejetons à Yale, Harvard et autres boîtes à businessmen peu scrupuleux dès l'âge de.... 2 ans...

Donc, il les entraînent pour passer des tests de QI démentiels (l'E'R'B, obligatoire pour toutes les maternelles d'élite de NY) sous prétexte que la course aux grandes études doit commencer dès le plus jeune âge.
Alors ils doivent connaître l'alphabet (en plusieurs langues si possible), savoir compter (en plusieurs langues itou) et ils enchaînent, dès la petite section de maternelle, cours de sciences, d'espagnol, de prise de parole en public, etc. L'objectif affirmé : qu'ils prennent le rythme...

Et quand ils sont un peu turbulents, on les isole du groupe pour les faire travailler avec une instit personnelle qui leur apprend à bien se tenir.

Et le pire dans tout ça, c'est que les mères, pour faire admettre leur progéniture d'exception dans ces boîtes à bac précoces, ont souvent commencé les procédures d'inscription pendant leur grossesse....

Quand je pense que moi, j'avais oublié de prévoir de déposer un dossier pour la crèche... j'étais loin de me douter que j'aurais déjà dû penser à ses études supérieures !!

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C'est horrible. Où est leur enfance à ces mômes ? Mêmes les japonais prennent garde à préserver l'enfance. A la maternelle, les petits japonais sont libres et sautillants, préservés de l'agitation du monde.
Rha. Je compatis sinon pour les pleurs de ton gremlin. ;)

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